Linda is a crazed resident of Old Town and friend to the Goodman family. She is the mother of Linda Jr.

Linda has devoted herself to helping the less fortunate by selling people junk she finds in the trash and giving the money to the homeless, the reason being her refusal to help a man tie his shoes once led to the death of five thousand people.


Linda is a wrinked woman with short brown hair, few teeth, a unibrow, sagging breasts, a bulging stomach and scar on her forehead. She wears a pink dress with numerous stains and tears, hoop earings and a single flipper on her foot. She wears a flipper to fit her usually long and sharp toenails.

Her sagging breasts are later revealed to be prehensile.


Linda is very friendly, yet extremely rambunctious to the point of insanity. She is prone to jumping up and down and exposing her body in public.

Trivia Edit

  • Ironically, her name is Spanish and Portuguese for "gorgeous".
  • She bears a slight resemblance to the original sketch of Lena the Hyena from the "Little Abner" comics from the 1940's, as both women are grotesque in appearance.

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